Friday, April 17, 2015

True Story Review

A serious case of mistaken identity---Jonah Hill as a journalist who gets his identity stolen from an accused murderer (James Franco) in True Story
                                        The real story of Michael Finkel and Christian Longo is a fascinating piece of history both from a psychological and a journalist perspective. The new thriller True Story (based on the novel that the real Finkel wrote) will at least serve to make people read up on the real story. Everyone unfamiliar with the story who sees this movie will go out thinking the same thing---"it HAS to be more interesting than whatever I just watched."

                                         The film is directed and written by first timer Rupert Goold, who should perhaps audit both a college screenwriting and film making course before he does anything else. The story follows Michael (Jonah Hill) who gets his identity stolen by Christian (James Franco) and soon finds himself teaching Christian how to write in exchange for the full scoop. This could make a very interesting film but Goold makes every second completely unpleasant to sit through. Meanwhile, usually reliable actors such as Ethan Suplee, Felicity Jones and Gretchen Mol have nothing to do.

                                            I can't blame the acting here. Lord knows Hill & Franco try as hard as they can to jump over the hurdle that is the writing and directing. Suplee, Jones and Mol even try their best with what little they're given. I blame the simultaneously under cooked and overblown script. There is no character in any of these people and yet it's expected of the audience to care about them. In real life, Finkel and Longo both seem like incredibly complex figures. Here, they come across as two bland guys who sat inside of a prison visiting room a few times.

                                            The problem is also with the terrible directing. The look of the film is so drab and lifeless that it borders on the literally unbearable. While it could have been argued that the film's look is meant to be depressing to reflect the story, Goold never even makes an attempt to deliver that idea and it ends up coming across as simply someone who has no clue what they're doing.

                                             While the story is not pleasant in real life either, the way these events are being portrayed onscreen was cringe worthy (and not in a good or effective way) from the first second to the last. It's one of those films in which the audience is just waiting for it to end. I respect the fact that Hill & Franco try to detract from their bro chemistry in real life but the fact that the script makes them feel so artificial makes that feel like a terrible choice.

                                                The acting in True Story works for what it is. The problem is that literally everything else in the film is terrible. The story builds to an unsatisfactory conclusion. "Let's get dinner endings" is a term I have for endings that have nothing for the audience to care about. People simply leave when the credits start rolling and discuss where their meal out is going to be or other things. True Story has one of the biggest "Let's get dinner" endings I have ever laid eyes on. Goold seems to think what he's doing is clever but it's just predictable and cliche. Come to think of it, that can be applied to the entire film.
(1/2 out of 5 Stars, The film is rated R for language and some disturbing material)

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Serena Review

Going through the woodwork---Jennifer Lawrence as a seductive woman who takes over her recent husband (Bradley Cooper)'s lumber business in Serena
                                   Serena is a truly awful film made by people of incredible talent. Watching this film, I recalled Roger Ebert's review of the dark comedy Death To Smoochy in which he said that "Only enormously talented people could have made" it. In the long run, Serena almost feels like a purposeful attempt to be terrible. However, it's way too dull and unbearable to truly achieve that goal.

                                   The worst part about the fact that Serena seems to be going for some sort of "so bad it's good" cult classic is that everyone involved in the film has a lot of talent. Stars Bradley Cooper & Jennifer Lawrence have made two other terrific films together (ironically, both directed by David O Russell, who Alan Smitheed his film this year as did the director of this film.) They have a very good supporting cast including Rhys Ifans, Toby Jones, David Dencik and Sean Harris.The director, Susanne Bier, has done excellent drams such as Love Is All You Need, Brothers (2004) and In A Better World. The screenwriter, Christopher Kyle (working from a novel by Ron Rash,) penned the criminally overlooked The Weight Of Water (also based on a novel.) A film with this much talent should not end up being so deadly dull. The first hint I got of that they were trying to make a bad film along the lines of something you would see on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is that Lawrence & Cooper, american actors playing american characters who speak English, are delivering their lines like Tommy Wiseau in The Room. The way in which they emphasize every word with a fake foreign accent is painful.

                                     There's a plot in here somewhere. It involves Serena (Lawrence) marrying George (Cooper) only to reveal she is a powerful woman planning to be in charge of his thriving lumber business. There's also a subplot involving a man (Jones) who wants George to sign over his land. Honestly, I forgot just about everything there was to forget the second I walked out of this theater and thank god for that!

                                      The other big problem with this film is the plot (as displayed in the previous paragraph), which goes absolutely nowhere until the bonkers ending that is way too out of place to count for anything. For 100 minutes of its 105 minute run time, the plot never develops into anything more than "Woman is seductive. Man wants to keep land." There's no feeling that anyone on set cared enough to point this out and everyone just listlessly shot each scene.

                                      While there may be worse films this year, there will almost certainly be no bigger waste of talent. Serena is definitive proof that even the best and most talented people can have a terrible day at work. I'm just hoping that Cooper & Lawrence will never make something this awful together again. If a script like this comes their way, I'll be willing to write Silver Linings Playbook 2 for them to star in together.
(1/2 out of 5 Stars, The film is rated R for some violence and sexuality)